Funny Captions

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    Ariana Boycrazy the third sits on the "Out of Control" table in the senior citizens mental hospital on December 4th, 2018 because she was kissing random men due to how she doesn't have a husband  anymore. Ariana has been going crazy every year since her husband's death on December 4th, 1998 due to stage four lung cancer because he smoked too much.


       Dan Sexaddict Useable(far left) is with his parents Ellie Useable and Johnny Useable(far right)in a bar on July 6th, 2001 trying to sell his mom's knitting skills so he can have sex. 43 year old Dan had never had a girlfriend before and he was very frustrated with his feelings and temptations.


    Felice Fattyman drives to Wendy's to pick up 500 cheeseburgers and 10 sets of french fries because  she is still hungry. Patty has been eating 500 cheeseburgers a day for one month and her transformation is very visible!
 








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